Good review ≠ Good sex toys on amazon sex toys (1）

 

For the discerning vibrator user there are many, many options available online. 

Which is great, but can also make it difficult to know where to start.

Would you buy an amazon sex toy based on good reviews?

Maybe you will.

But i want to say the good review not means it will be a good amazon sex toy for you .

The sex toy market offers many variations that are designed to give different types of satisfaction.

The woman in question wrote:

So we’re going to go over the good, the bad and the ugly about this amazon sex toy

I’ll preface my review with a little background: I am a queer black woman who enjoys sucking stimulation on most parts of my body including my clit. Receiving oral has ALWAYS been an issue because when you tell them to “suck”, they think that you’re telling them to “lick and suck”. NO. Just suck. I’ve even told someone to “Suck on it like it’s a little dick” as a final resort to get pleased the way I needed to. Needless to say, that is something I suggest you never say to someone who can’t follow basic instructions properly, especially when that someone is a woman who is a lesbian and has never been nor desires to be with a man (please take my advice on that) I had pretty much given up on getting quality head and resorted to only giving. If my partner at the time got off on giving me head, you would rate me an A+ on my performance. In summary, I have NEVER came from oral. (and in case my Amazon profile is linked to any of my social media accounts, I will have to un-link them after this review because I have lied to these women by telling them that they gave me the best head I ever had in my life when in fact I was being a manipulating liar who didn’t want to hurt their poor I-cant-follow-instructions hearts)

 

The good thing about this device is that it knows how to follow directions. It’s a beautiful sleek device, no ugly words or pictures to throw your concentration off. Smooth to the touch with curves in all the right places to be able to cradle it in the palm of your hand and keep it in place. I actually had this device delivered to my job site to make sure that I received in on time and you bet your last dollar that I plugged it up AT MY DESK to make sure that by the time I got off work that it was going to be fully charged. I did have a little bit of issues attaching the magnetic charger but after I plugging the charger in first, it attached to the device without any issues (I’ll add that I had previously ordered the Womanizer 1 and the reason I returned it was due to the charger being bent thus not charging the device at all. It came with a flimsy charger that had these weird tiny prickly ends on it that insert into the device itself and I could tell that eventually those weird prongs would bend and break at some point anyway) Sped home. Got situated. Decided to give it a go sans porn to fully immerse myself into the experience. Had a little difficulty distinguishing the power button from the settings button but got the hang of it pretty quick. The first sensation I felt on the lowest setting could be compared to someone placing their lips around your clit and gently breathing on it. The 2nd setting was more concentrated sucking, very gently as if they were trying to make love to my clit. 3rd setting was more direct. By the 4th setting, I could feel the distinct sucking on my clit and the best way to describe it would be if someone was out to prove to me that they were the best head giver I was going to come across. By the 5th setting (and keep in mind, I am USE to having my clit sucked on and can only cum by that sensation) I didn’t realize that I was repeating “Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God…” Imagine your spot getting hit and you tell them “right there” and they ACTUALLY stay right there! Continuous and consistent pleasure is the best descriptive term for that. Unfortunately, I can’t vouch for the remaining settings (there are 11) because I never made it that far. I think I may have passed out. Or maybe I left my body for a moment and came back. Or got abducted by aliens. There is a black space in my memory shortly thereafter so I’m still not sure. Pre-Warning – to turn it off, you have to press and hold the power button. Don’t be like me, bouncing and flailing on the bed like a fish out of water because you’re cumming 4 times in a row and can’t remove the device because you’re on your way to #5 but don’t want to die from a heart attack attached to a sex toy (imagine the headline on that obituary!)

The bad thing about this device is the fact that you may have a heart attack using this device because it will blow your MIND!!!! Also, if you do not like any sucking action on your clit, this is not for you .. though I suppose you could also use it as a mini vacuum if you wanted to clean out your purse or something.

The ugly thing about this device is that after you have a heart attack, you will not have the option to defend yourself when your friends and family finds out that you died because of a $60 sex toy. What will they put on your grave marker? How many friends will suppress giggles at your funeral? I’m sure you will become the trending topic when they report that you died from complications related to extreme orgasming.Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.

A amazon sex toy will make your heart attack, what fuck?

So means it willl murder you?

I think this is a good review ,but this amazon sex toy will kill someone ,it will not be a good amazon sex toy.

I think a good amazon sex toys will bring happy and perfect sex experience.Just an amazon sex  toy can cause a heart attack, how fragile it is.

No matter how powerful a toy is, the more you use it, you will adapt to it.

So don’t rely too much on reviews. Choosing a suitable amazon sex toy is the most important thing for you.

Some funny review about amazon sex toys

 For the discerning vibrator user there are many, many options available online. 

Which is great, but can also make it difficult to know where to start.

But one woman’s review has bumped a dual purpose clitoral and g-spot to the the number one best seller position for Amazon sex toys, making it the clear and easy choice for anyone who wants their world mechanically rocked.

And if you give it a read you’ll understand why.

The woman in question wrote: 

This rose gold, silicone tipped beauty will make you feel like the Queen you were always meant to be.

You set this bad boy into position and it stays. I'm talking hands free. You can watch your porn, eat a snack, browse Netflix, knit a sweater, whatever you want.

Until 30 seconds later. When you approach orgasm numero uno. It'll be small but powerful. You'll de-clit this so fast you won't even remember what you were doing. Catch your breath. Then think to yourself "just one more won't hurt."

A minute later, numero dos.

By the time you hit number 3, your soul will seperate from your body like some Doctor Strange move.

Now you've reached, the need-an-Excorism level.

Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, weirdly craving spaghetti.

You'll become your biggest cheerleader.

"You're the freaking champion. You're going to cum. You deserve this. You freaking know you do."

"Just one more orgasm, then you're done."

*orgasms*

maniacal laughter "Girl, you know I was lyin. Go again, you bad mamma jamma."

If you've called yourself the champion at least once, you've reached the winners circle of masturbation. It's a small club. Growing by the day thanks to this suction, wave-length, science vibrator.

Another word of cautionIf you think at any point "weird, feels like I can poop right now." DE-FREAKING-CLIT. You will undoubtedly poop yourself. Also, you may passout. I maaaay be speaking from experience.

Proceed with caution.

When I read this review, I just want to say, are you writing an essay?Consumers generally don’t like write long reviews, right? This amazon sex toys review authenticity needs to be studied

The other woman in question wrote: 

Me parece una falta de respeto que no venga en paquete con un cubrecolchón o sábanas nuevas.

Fuera de eso, lo recomiendo ampliamente ¡es mi mejor amigo!.

And her pic is funny

When I see this picture, I want to have this amazon sex toy,,Makes you happy that you can't control yourself.Whether it makes me happy or not, I want to experience it.

Beginner Should Know About amazons Sex Toys

 Beginner Should Know About amazons Sex Toys

Buying your first toy is the same as buying other stuff that you know nothing about. It could be an exciting yet frustrating experience. It is true, especially if you are not sure what kind of sex toy you should look for, or what you should know about these adult entertainment devices.

 

So to help you out of the frustrations that you might be feeling, here are the things that a beginner should know when buying their first-ever amazon sex toys.

What kind of amazon sex toy suits you best?

The sex toy market offers many variations that are designed to give different types of satisfaction. Thus, before you rush and settle on the first toy you see, make sure you have checked yourself and asked what toy suits best? This question is essential since you need to consider what kind of simulation suits you for better pleasure.

 

Do you love G-spot, vaginal, clitoral, or anal stimulation? Then there are toys specified for those target areas. For instance, xinghaoya anal Vibrator respectively aim for simultaneous different，pleasure points of your body, which would surely leave you ecstatic.

 

Other than that, it is worth mentioning to beginners for sex toys that there are different power intensities and options that you could choose from. Thus, it would be best to research or ask regarding the right amount of intensity to feel enjoyment rather than pain. 

Make Sure, it’s Body Safe.

 

Ensure the sex toys you are eyeing follow the general rule, that the materials used is safe for the body. So, what are the body-safe materials that you should know? The said materials include silicone, glass, and wood. Although there are plenty of body-safe toys offered in the market, there are still many frauds out there.

 

This is why it is better to buy adult entertainment devices in a trusted brand such as Tracy’s Dog sex toys.

 

Include Your Partner When Choosing

 

Do you have someone that you want to play with the toys? It would then be best if you consider your partner, too, when choosing the right device. Since sex toys can significantly increase enjoyment and thrill to you and your partner’s sex life, you should talk to your partner before actually using it during your intimacy time.

 

Additionally, it would also be best for you to assure your partner that there is nothing wrong with them. Why? Because some people presume they are not good at sex— which is why one resorts to using sex toys.

Sex Toy Hygiene is a Must

 

This one might be obvious, but sometimes it gets overlooked. There are also other times that one only washes the device and leaves it unattended, or chucked down in a place where no one else knows but themselves. However, it is important to stress that knowing how to properly wash and take good care of your sex toy is a must.

 

Luckily for you, cleaning your sex toys is simple to do. You only need to wash your sex toys after every use with mild antibacterial soap and dry it off with a damp cloth. Also, keep in mind that most sex toys come with a travel bag or pouch to properly store the item. Thus, make sure to keep them in their packaging.

 

Lastly, silicone sex toys are prone to attracting dust, so you need to dry it with a hairdryer on the coolest setting after washing and then safely store them away.

 

Get a Good Lubricant

 

Getting a good lube is great, whether you are a newbie or a sex toy expert. Why? Well, it decreases friction, which makes your experience smoother and much more enjoyable. Although there is a stigma that using lubricants makes you a “dried up old hag,” that’s not necessarily the case, and that thinking is already canceled.

 

It is highly recommended for good lubes that you use water-based ones since it will not interfere with the sex toy’s materials. Knowing your sex toy material is another thing that you should know about since the lubricant might affect your device. For instance, it was a rule of thumb that silicone lubes breakdown silicone toys.

 

However, there are instances that silicone lubes are fine for pure silicone toys. It all boils down to making a spot test before using the lubes! 

What should you do when you want buy a sex toys on amazon sex toys

 

How to buy a amazon sex toy on amazon

Before shopping, think about what you want from your new toy. It's the only way you can guarantee it'll live up to its buzz. Now's the time to decide whether you want to take a good look at your vibrator in-store or make the purchase online, which materials you prefer, and how much you want to spend.

There's a lot to consider, but don't worry, you're not in this alone. Below is a handy expert-approved guide packed with all the must-know info that will turn you into a vibrator pro.

1. Consider size.

With options including large wand-like vibrators and discreet ones that fit in the palm of your hand out there, it can be tough to anticipate which size is going to bring you the most pleasure if you're a first-timer. "There's so much to choose from,"

If pleasuring yourself with one finger does the trick, a large or penis-looking vibrator might pack a little too much punch or stimulate way too many areas at once. On the other hand, if your partner is well-endowed or if the strap-on you use during sex isn't lacking size-wise, bigger just might be better. And if the urge to O tends to suddenly come over you, you might opt for a tiny-but-mighty toy you can disguise as a necklace and whip out in a bathroom for an afternoon delight. (Hey, who's judging?)

2. Narrow down your ideal shape and sensation.

Once you've settled on width and length, bring size and sensation into the equation. Zeroing in the sensation you want will help determine the best shape for your vibrator.

There are five types of pleasure sensations people tend to seek out,clitoral, an internal-clitoral combo, anal, and double penetration (vaginal + anal). And since the minds behind vibrators know pleasure comes from many a locale, they've created tons of uniquely shaped toys that can adapt to just about anything you're looking for.

3. Look closely at material and texture.

It’s essential to check out at what a sex toy is made of before buying it. The vibrator is going in and on your body, after all.

“Silicone is a favorite, and many well-known brands use only high-quality silicone,”Silicone “transmits vibration well and it’s non-porous [meaning no toxic materials will get trapped inside and make their way into your body] and easy to clean with soap and water, making it healthy and safe for the body." Other great options include metal, stainless steel, and hard plastic, adds Richmond.

What you definitely want to avoid are jelly-feeling rubber toys. There aren't many out there anymore since it turned out many contained harmful phthalates, which are banned for use in children’s products but unregulated in bedroom toys.

Paired with what your vibrator's made of is what it feels like. For more stimulation, go for a toy that's ribbed or bumpy. Or bring a little temperature play into the mix by pleasuring yourself with a toy made of cool metal. If metal's not your thing, just slather on some cooling or warming water-based lube (using silicone-based lube on a silicone vibrator will tarnish it).

4.  Make sure you like its look.

No matter how powerful the vibrator is, it would be a huge mistake to buy something you think looks scary, garish, or aesthetically unappealing.  the aesthetics of a vibrator are almost as important as what it does—after all, this is something you’re using to get turned on. So skip that hot pink vibe unless you absolutely love the way it shines in your nightstand.

5. Familiarize yourself with all the bells and whistles out there.

The spectrum of features is endless, I'm talking waterproof toys, ones capable of vibration and suction sensations, those that are remote operated, and some that sync with your fave playlist and vibrate to the beat.

The best move, according to choose a vibrator with a range of features. “This way you can more easily customize it to your mood and the situation. Some days, you might want to use it for foreplay only, and other days, you might want it to take you there. The more range it has, the more easily you can adapt it into your sex life.”

Deciding which special effects you want is totally personal—and up to your budget—but you can always start with something pretty simple and upgrade later.

6. Establish your budget.

Speaking of budgets...

You can find inexpensive, simple vibrators or, be a tester for free to get a amazon sex toy, you could ball out for a gold-plated experience.

7. Stock up on cleaning supplies.

Since rubbing your vibrator down with a bleached wipe and inserting it into yourself is a one-way ticket to irritation, or worse, infection, when it comes to cleaning your device, stick to gentle body soap (nothing antibacterial) and water. It will always do the trick.

                              

 

And if you want to take cleansing up a notch, you can go for a specialized sex-toy cleaner. Most are alcohol-free and paraben-free sprays that you can leave on your vibrator for five minutes and rinse off (if it's waterproof—otherwise, use a damp cloth). Be sure to clean your toy after every use.

 8.Pick a storage spot.

Classic spots include your nightstand, your underwear or lingerie drawer. But a bathroom drawer or your device's carrying case works just fine, too. Just make sure to keep your vibrator out of areas that may have oils, powders, and perfumes around, Richmond warns, so that your vibrator won't pick up any irritants that can end up in your body, damage your device, or both.

 

You spent money on that ish...now put it to good (and I mean, REALLY good) use.

How to clean the sex toys on amazon

 

In order to meet the needs of more people, there are now a variety of sex toys on the market, because of the different ways of use and material composition, their cleaning methods are also different, let's discuss their cleaning methods.

Dildos

Most dildos are made of high quality silicone, and this kind of material cleaning is more convenient, can be clean with water, dry water can be well preserved, by the way, many people like boiling hot water to disinfect, which will actually have damage to the life of sex toys

Vibrator

There are many kinds of vibrators, such as rabbit vibrator, clitoris vibrator, couple vibrator, anal vibrator, butterfly vibrator, g-spot vibrator, bullet vibrators, finger vibrators, some common characteristics is the motor is wrapped, as long as the motor does not touch water, then can directly wash with water, of course, most hundred waterproof, there are some special, like the vibrator, it is easy to absorb water into the motor, thus reduce product service life or the motor cannot normal use, of course, different materials will also have different needs. 

Male masturbator

Male masturbator cups are generally divided into two kinds, one is a manual silicone aircraft cup, this cleaning method is very simple, the use of clean water on the line, the other may need to pay attention to, that is the automatic aircraft cup with a motor 

The right way is to remove the entrance slightly, turn on the tap and pour the flowing water into the inverted mold until the water overflows from the reverse mold, allowing the flowing flow to automatically flush out the dirt inside.

The second step, the use of special cleaning liquid, or silicone, TPE material damage less partial acidic bath lotion, repeatedly rub and wash.

The third step, rub the inner wall: rub the inner wall with your fingers, or use a soft hair brush into the cleaning, feel that there is no sticky sense of juice means almost washed.

The fourth step, wipe clean: after washing clean, with a dry cloth into the inverted mold wipe clean, do not wipe with a paper towel, otherwise leaving paper scraps is easy to breed bacteria.(Of course, there is also a kind of sanitary cotton on the market can be directly inserted in the moisture)

Step 5, spray cool body powder or special protection powder, to prevent oil production.

The preservation of aircraft cup is also very important, to dry in the air, cold air dryer; not hot air drying, can not dry in the sun.Store it in a dry, cool place.Do not place the airplane cup where there is sunlight or overheating.If alcohol is antitoxic, because the product is silicone material, this is to destroy the surface of the product and make the product aging prematurely.At the same time, if the residual reproduct surface.If we use the product again, for long-term use, it will destroy the environment in the vagina.So I keep emphasizing: don't use alcohol!Don't use alcohol!Don't use alcohol!

Disinfection with wet towel or bath gel, can not be fully sterilization, or there will be residues.Some people say that it can be hot boiling water?OMG！You hot it, your toy is not saved.Silicone gel can deform!So, don't use boiling water!

Don't use boiling water!