Thursday, May 25, 2023

Daily Dudetube

From: Dude Tube

Today's my birthday and I haven't decided how much time I'm gonna spend working on the site. I thought this would be a good excuse to share some of my latest finds from my new obsession Tumblr. If it wasn't for cam4 I'd spend all my online time tumbling around. You can check out all the stuff I like at the Dudetube Tumblr.









This week Wonder Woman, Batgirl & Zatanna team up in Brave & The Bold #33. J. Michael Straczynski has been doing an incredible job on this series and is joined by Cliff Chiang for this special story. The latest X-Men event Second Coming continues this week in X-Men Legacy and even effects one of my favorite titles in X-Factor # 206. Also out today are new issues of Green LanternUltimate Comics Avengers, Justice League of America, Ultimate Comics Spider-Man and my favorite amazing friend gets her own one-shot in Firestar #1.









Hippy Chicks

I went over to my friend Mandy's house on a Friday evening.  She was the girlfriend of my friend John, and as such my friend also.  John was away for a week or so, and Mandy, enjoying her solo time had announced that she was having a little soiree tonight with some of her friends from college.  The documentary of the Woodstock festival was on TV, so we would have a few drinks and smokes and all get into that 60's vibe.  When I arrived, there were a few people already there, as well as Mandy, there were her friends Michelle, Vicky, and Dani.  I had never met Michelle or Dani, but knew Vicky a little.  All the girls looked great, they had dressed in a 60's hippy style with long flowing skirts, loose hair, and a bandana or two.  Mandy looked at me in my regulation jeans and a t-shirt and then rolled her eyes and said, 'fuck! I never mentioned the 60's costume thing to you did I?  Oh well, too late now'.  To be honest, although I have long hair, my wardrobe doesn't really have 60's style clothing in it, so I would have needed to borrow clothes from someone, so I was quite pleased that Mandy had forgotten to tell me as it would have been a hassle.


Michelle passed me a joint and asked if I wanted a shot of tequila, which of course I answered yes.  Everyone downed their drink, and Michelle admitted that she had almost no hippy clothes, but arranged with Mandy, who is something of a throwback hippy chick, to wear some of hers.   Michelle said, 'Mandy has loads of great stuff, why don't we go and look, don't worry about your size difference she has lots of loose baggy stuff'.  I looked at Mandy, who smiled at me and said, 'yeah, great idea, I reckon you'll look great in a long skirt and a boho top, and then we can have a girls night'.  Dani said, 'or more precise a hippy chick night, bagsy I get to do Ian's hair and make-up'.  I looked at the smiles on the four girls faces, shrugged my shoulders, and said, 'why not, should be fun, get in touch with my feminine side and all that'.


Forty minutes later I was doing another shot with the girls, only this time I was wearing a loose tie up top, with a black bra (Vicky's idea) underneath, a long flowing purple skirt, had a couple of plats in my loose hair, and had some eye make up, lipstick and rouge on.  For a while I was centre of attention, the girls had changed my name to Jane, and they all found it fun to tease me a little. I was happy to be part of it all, and was enjoying myself, although I found the bra to be a little uncomfortable.  After a while the novelty of me being Jane started to wear off, and we all just drank, smoked, chatted, and occassionally switched up a good song and danced as if we were five girls having a good Friday night get together.


After the docu had finished, Mandy played some psychedelic 60's music.  We were all a little drunk and stoned.  I was slumped on the sofa next to Michelle.  We were chatting, although it was Michelle doing most of the talking, telling me about college, and giving me the gossip on people I had never met.  Vicky was snoozing on a chair, and Mandy had taken Dani off to another room for reasons best known to her.  Then suddenly Michelle stopped talking mid sentance and started giggling.  Her laughing was infectious, and I giggled a little too and asked her what was suddenly so funny.  Michelle just shrugged and said that she had been having a really good chat with her new girlfriend when she suddenly remembered that I was a man.  'Honestly,' she said, 'I saw you for like five minutes at the start of the night, but have been having fun with Jane for hours, I had totally forgotten who you really were.  You are so natural as a girl, and you look the part too.  I reckon that I will always sort of think of you as Jane a little, after all, it's Jane that I've got to know'.  With that, she promptly lent across me, took my head in her hands, and proceeded to kiss me hard and deep.  I was momentarily startled, but very soon relaxed and accepted the kiss.  We were suddenly all over each other, Michelle taking the lead and sitting astride me, as we kissed and cuddled.  Lost in each others charms, it was fifteen minutes or so later when we were disturbed by the return of Mandy and Dani giggling by the door.  'Erm we'll have none of that sort of behaviour young ladies' said Mandy in a mock stern voice, and everyone fell about laughing.  This prompted Vicky to wake up and want to know what was going on.  'Well!' said Mandy, 'It would appear that Michelle is a bit of a lesbo and is currently seducing poor mild mannered Jane.  Meanwhile me and Dani have been exploring our bisexual sides upstairs.  Vicky, you're the only one not with anyone, so it'll have to be a threesome with me and Dani'.  With that she winked at Vicky who went bright red.  'Erm, if it's all the same I'll pass thanks, not everyone is bisexual you know.'  Mandy laughed, 'only teasing Vicks, I gave up trying to seduce you ages ago, and to be fair, had sort of given up on Michelle too, straight as an arrow that one I thought, but it would appear that she has a kink for the girly boys.'  Now it was Michelle's turn to blush, and she tried to make out that I was a boy and she is straight.  Mandy stopped her dead and asked Michelle what my name was.  Michelle looked at her and could only say, 'well Jane, or tonight it is, but she's really erm...'  Mandy laughed, 'ah ha, you've just referred to Jane as a she and admitted you can't remember her other name, jeeeze girl, you've been making out with a girl called Jane admit it'.  Michelle laughed, 'ok ok, I admit it, I was chatting and had forgotten who Jane was, then I suddenly remembered that she was a guy, and then I just had to kiss her, alright?'  To be fair, I could understand their confusion, I was a bit confused myself, being Jane had come so easily, and when Michelle had put her hand in my bra and started teasing my chest and nipples, I'd sort of forgotten myself and had felt like a girl.  Then another round of shots were done, and we all got our second wind and did some more dancing and partying until we were all too tired.  As the time hit the wee small hours, Mandy took Dani off to bed, Vicky took the couch, and Michelle took me to the spare bedroom.  Not wanting to spoil the image, Michelle found two nightdresses and insisted we wear them to bed.  They were silky and short, and I felt a bit exposed, but not to worry, we were soon under the duvet in a small single bed kissing and cuddling until we fell asleep.

BEST OF/ NUDE AFRICA
























Thursday, May 18, 2023

Michael Phelps Nude (Fake)

 

Michael Phelps Nude (Fake)

 And while we are at it, here’s a slightly better PS’d Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps recently announced a partnership with Head & Shoulders. & Dick? Looks like he’s ready to lather it up.
And here's the original. All they've done is put a cock where there wasn't one before and removed the trunks. Easily done with some basic photoshop skills


















Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Ryan Reynolds Penis is MARVEL

 Ryan Reynolds was born on October 23, 1976, in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. He began his acting career in the mid-1990s, and his early roles included appearances in television shows such as "Hillside" and "The Odyssey." Reynolds gained wider recognition in the early 2000s with roles in films such as "Van Wilder: Party Liaison" and "Blade: Trinity."


Over the years, Reynolds has become known for his comedic timing, action roles, and leading-man charm. He has appeared in a variety of films across genres, including romantic comedies such as "The Proposal," superhero films such as "Deadpool" and "Green Lantern," and action movies such as "Safe House" and "6 Underground."

In addition to his acting work, Reynolds has also been involved in various philanthropic and environmental initiatives. He is a strong advocate for environmental causes and has supported organizations such as the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research and the Make-A-Wish Foundation.


Reynolds is married to actress Blake Lively, and the couple has three children together. They are known for their playful and witty banter on social media, as well as their support for each other's careers and philanthropic work.


 When Ryan Reynolds was making the rounds promoting 20th Century Fox’s “Deadpool” he made a comment stating that in the movie we would all get a glimpse of his perfect penis.  Some of us just hear penis and some of us were willing to excuse the “Green Lantern” fiasco, and some of not even knowing who Deadpool was ventured out just to pay our $10 to see what a perfect penis looks like. Of course that penis flew by quicker than Donald Trump could make a racist remark.  Seriously if you had looked down in your popcorn you missed it.





Well now is your chance to take a look at that “perfect penis” because with “Deadpool” now being available on Blu-ray and digital download you have the power to freeze that perfect frame and marvel at Ryan’s perfect penis for as long as you want.  Now that you have seen it stared at it and inspected it, is it a perfect penis? Or are all penis’ perfect?

Sunday, May 14, 2023

Homemade Prostate Massager

No doubt that orgasms feel so good each time you experience them. Interestingly, you still want more, irrespective of how often you have them. If you need to spice up things in the bedroom, want to feel friskier, or want more stimulation during sex, introducing sex toys can help you. While there are homemade toys, how safe are they? Unfortunately, homemade toys are dangerous, and we do not recommend making your sex toys or using any object at home for sexual pleasure. For instance, the material used for homemade prostate toys can be porous. This material can be a breeding ground for bacteria, putting your health at risk. Some individuals can use material that does not sexually satisfy them because they're not designed properly. Also, using everyday objects at home for sexual pleasure might comprise hygiene. Typically, using poor-quality sex toys can cause infections, are uncomfortable and do not serve the purpose.

Man Electro Prostate Massager Vibrators Wireless Anal Toy


For the reasons above, find real sex toys on our websites. You'll get cool, quality, and fancy sex toys through specialty in various reviews and selections to feel that orgasm. Therefore, choose tried and tested toys for health reasons.


This article discusses one of the sex toys you can find on our website: a homemade prostate massager .

Homemade Prostate Massager

A DIY prostate massager is a sex toy that makes anal sex more adventurous and fun. Normally, a standard prostate massager might not meet everyone's expectations because our bodies respond differently to various sex toys. Besides, they can be costly too. An intense sex toy for a person can be ineffective for another person. And this is not something unusual as it shows differences in our sexualities. Thus, knowing that differences exist makes it more sensible to design a sex toy that fulfills our sexual desires. That is the joy and freedom that comes with your homemade prostate massage.


How To Make a Prostate Massager?

You might be at home and want to experience the "super-O," but you do not have a real sex toy. The only option is to turn to a DIY prostate massage.


And the big question is: how to make a prostate massager? Here are a few things you can use to make a homemade prostate massager:


Electric toothbrush

An electric toothbrush is often shaped as several penetrative sex toys. Another exciting feature of an electric toothbrush is its vibration when turned on. However, do not use the brush end least; you're left with a bleeding butt. Then do you use it? Insert the brush's handle in your butt, turn on the vibrations, and you're ready to experience the pleasure you need. Also, ensure to use an electric toothbrush with a large head, waterproof and slightly curved.


Bee's wax candle

It is an item that you can use when looking for a good homemade prostate stimulator. But, do not use a non-bee one since it can contain unsafe materials that you wouldn't wish to touch the inside of you.


Normally, bee wax offers antibacterial effects, which makes this kind of candle healthy for use. Besides, look for a bee's wax candle about 2.5 cm thick and 15 cm long.


Cucumber

Cucumber is not only great for salad as you can use it as a homemade prostate massager. The good thing about it is that it is penis-shaped. Nevertheless, choose one that is still firm and not stayed in the house or stores for longer as such can be softer.


Spoon

You can use a wooden, plastic, glass, or stainless-steel spoon to pick your anus. But ensure they are well-rounded at the end. The problem with wooden spoons is that their wooden surfaces with micro-pores can harbor bacteria when you use them on your butt. Thus, avoid them! Besides the above items, many other things can help you feel good and take your sex life to greater heights. However, even the best homemade prostate massager might not be safe not because of hygiene and the material used. Household items also do not have a base that prevents the anus from sucking them in.


Irrespective of how embarrassing this might be, rush to the hospital for an emergency if this happens. There is nothing that the doctors in E.R have not seen; thus, do not be scared!


What Are the Better Options for You?

Get a real prostate: Visit our website and check the variety of real prostate massagers we have for you. Here, you might get one within your budget and eliminate the worry of sucking things in or compromising your health. Our prostate massager reviews will guide you and help you choose the one that suits you.

Get help from your partner: Your partner can be of great help when at home. Your partner's finger can play the trick here, but ensure to use a condom on the finger because, again, you need to observe hygiene. Besides, ensure that your partner's nails are short to avoid tearing the condom.

Conclusion

Although making a homemade prostate stimulator does not require rocket science, it is not a safe way to stimulate your anus. Use items with a curved tip and a base to prevent the anus from sucking them in.


Nonetheless, we hope our article was helpful, particularly with the risk considerations and health. And we recommend you switch to real sex toys.


Visit our website to find various sex toys for different tastes and preferences and within your budget.

Are Homemade prostate massager Safe?

While homemade massager can be safe if you use nonporous and smooth materials that are rigid enough not to break inside the anus, it’s important to note that not all homemade proatste massager are safe. Always make sure to assess the material, size, and smoothness of the item before using it as a butt plug to ensure that it’s safe and won’t cause any harm.

Safety is non-negotiable when it comes to sex toys, including prostate massage. If you have any doubts about the safety or comfort level of an item, it’s best not to use it. While professionally made prostate massager from reputable sex toy companies are always the safest option, if you must use a DIY prostate massager, carefully inspect the item before using it.

Use common sense and trust your instincts. If you have any doubts about using a particular item as a butt plug, it’s better to err on the side of caution and avoid it altogether to ensure your safety when using a prostate massager.